Thursday, December 28, 2006

PENY CHRISTMAS


MI CARA DE SORPRESA ES REAL EHH!! NO ES FAKE NETA SI ME SORPRENDI PORQUE MI RELOJ STA SUPER SHILO



MI RELOJ DE EJECUTIVO Y MI CARA DE PENDEJO


MI PONIENDOME EL RELOJ

ALGO ATRASADO PERO PSS FELIZ NAVIDAD Y BLA BLA BLA
adieu!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Gajes del oficio


OK
AQUI TRABAJO



Y ESTA ES MI CAMPAÑA PARA LA QUE TRABAJO

Bien ahora
Mi trabajo consiste en la atenciòn al cliente de esta compañia de telefonos americana.Recibir pagos, hacer transacciones,cambios de telefono,quejas,mentadas de madre,agradecimientos etc etc etc.........
bueno esto es algo de lo que me toca recibir a casi a diario

Cx= cliente
Pn=peny

pn: Hi good morning thank you for choosing BLUE CASA COMUNICATIONS,my name is FELIPE TIERRABLANCA what can i do for you today?
Cx= yes i would like to know why my bill its soo high?
pn= ok miss , can you give me please your phone number
Cx= 909 ..........
pn= sorry miss, what its your name?
Cx= xxxxxxxx xxxxxx
pn= Thank you miss, give me a second please

pn= ok mis xxxxx for security purposes can you give the last 4 digits of your social security number?
Cx= x x x x
pn= thank you miss, so, you want to know why your bill its so high, right?
cx=yes please

DESPUES DE UNA EXPLICACION DETALLADA DE PORQUE LA WERITA DEBIA TANTO

cx= ohhh!!! ok i understand, well i`m going to pay the holl amount!
peny= ok miss xxxx how are you going to pay, visa card, master card, or check?
cx bla bla bla

EL CLIENTE PAGÒ Y
pn= ok miss is there anyting else that i can do for you?
cx= yes i have just one more question
pn= ok miss go ahead
cx= can you give me please your cell phone, you have a great voice and your name oh my gooshh!! i like a lot the mexicans boys!!
pn= hahahahahah, well i like a lot the american girls!!
cx= hahahahaha, well how old are you
pn= 19 miss
cx= ohh my gooshh!! i`m 23 but doesnt mather hahahahaha, tell me, how do you are pshical?
pn= hahahaha ok, i`m thin,tall,young,cute,black hair,MEXICAN,SINGLE,browny, and its all, and you?
cx= thin,big bubs, great ass,brown hair,blue eyes, AMERICAN AND SINGLE hahahahah
pn= hahahaha ummm ok ok i like i like!!!
cx= hahahaha oh my good this is a kind of HOT LINE
pn=hahahaha yesss!! in fact what are you wering?
cx= hahahahahaha, im wering a pink short, and a top and i`m wainting for you cute!! and you, what are you wering?
pn= hahahahahaha ohhh my gooshh!! its hot in hereeee!!!! , i`m wering jeans, a red t-shirt and vans
cx= ohh i loovee!! the emo boys likee youu!! ok i`m going to give you my cell phone number and my e-mail ok?
pn= yees of course miss ,let me grab a pen
cx= ok , the cell phone number is xxx xxxx x x x xx x, pleasee call me, you are soo funny!! and you are soo cuutee!!
pn= suree miss of that im very suree!!, so finally, is there anything else that i can do for you?
cx= just call me.............SEXY BOY!!
pn= hahhahaha ok miss xxxxxxx , thank for choosing BLUE CASA COMUNICATIONS
cx= im going to have a weet day thinking about you!!
pn= aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahaha HONESTLY I TOO!!in fact in this moment i`m so nervious
cx= ok baby! a kiss for you! CLIENTE ME TRUENA UN BESOTE EN EL OIDO
pn= thank pretty, same to you!
cx= ok baby baayy!! call me or mail me,do you have an extension?
pn= of courseee cutee!! it is xxx xx ,have a weet day hahahha sorry a great day
cx=im going to have both see ya cute!
pn=see ya sexy girl
END OF THE CONVERSATION
y asi es tooodos los dias
pero no siempre suele ser cierto, por fortuna esta ves si lo fue aqui les dejo la foto de mi clienta
adieu!!

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AY DIOS, LLEVAME PRONTO A SAN DIEGOOO!!!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

ahh asi pos si




io pensaba que mi ama no me queria
hasta que me dio de desayunar jot keiks y me dijo que no anduviera pisando descalzo
Lo cual, sigue haciendo hasta la fecha
y tu como te diste cuenta?